Getting up in the morning and getting ready for work is such a bore, isn't it? So wouldn't it be better to start the day filled with energy and with a radiant smile on your face? Through some unusual channels, we've managed to get our hands on ground-breaking technology from the 1950s that will wipe out your worries with the force of a thousand suns and leave behind nothing besides clear blue skies, happiness and cute puppies.*

The name of this miraculous device? The Mini Nuke Mug! The clean and totally harmless energy this nuke can produce will help us reach a new golden age of technology! Approximately 400 ml of radioactive material (or coffee) will fit into the main chamber of the nuke, which can be closed off with the included lid. In addition, the mug is compatible with most shoulder-mounted nuclear rocket launchers (though please note, we are not responsible for any damage that might occur to you or anyone else).

The nuclear primer is affected by dishwashers, so remove radioactive waste by hand.

*BunkerTech would like to note that the occasional nuclear winter and monstrous irradiated scorpions are also a possible outcome of using this nuke.